Need a laugh?

I haven't forgotten about my 15 and 16 week posts.  I have it drafted, but I just haven't gotten around to getting the picture onto here.  In the meantime, I thought I should share one of my least favorite pregnancy symptoms: pregnancy brain (aka - pregnancy insanity).  It's no joke, folks.  Bryan can attest to this.  The following string of thoughts just literally went through my  head and I feel it necessary to share.

An example of how my brain works now:

I should take a break from this work and go to the bathroom - I think I just drank a gallon of water.
Did I remember to register for swaddles?  The velcro kind like Heather said.  What was that brand again?
That bill was high at my dr's appt today - I should double check it against my health insurance on-line thingy - what's that called again?
I really need to finish auditing this accrued tax liability rollforward.
Summary of benefits - that's the on-line health thingy
I haven't heard back from Rhonda about cleaning the Habersham house.  I should follow-up.
Didn't I order some maternity clothes recently - I wonder when they'll come in?
Crap - I think I just printed something 45 minutes ago and left it on the printer.
I'm hungry.


If you say something to me and I appear to not be paying attention, it's b/c there's a whole lot going on up there right now.  And I will almost definitely forget whatever you're telling me.  I sincerely apologize.  I really hate it when people don't appear to be paying me attention when I'm telling them something or if they don't remember what I told them.  It doesn't mean I don't care about you - it just means I have a lot on my mind.  Bryan and I like to joke that this is going to be one very smart baby b/c it sure is taking away all of my brain!